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Short Funny Stories 2: Conversation in the city BUS
PR: Smokers
BP: Nonsmokers

PR issued a pack of cigarettes from his pocket intends to offer to the next

PR: Want cigarettes mas?
BP: Oh no,, thanks

BP was intrigued, and wanted to give directives to the PR that do not smoke, then start the BP initiating a conversation

BP: how many cigarettes a day out mas?
PR: Usually 2 pack
BP: How mas pack cost?
PR: 10,000
BP: how many years already ngerokok mas?
PR: approximately 20 years

BP: I like this picture of you, one pack cost 10 thousands, one day carp out 2 packs, so 20,000. if a month so 20,000 x 30 = 600,000. so if one year means 600,000 x 12 = 7.2 million, if you already epidemic ngerokok 20 means 7.2 million x 20 = 144 million .. wahh should not smoke if carp can already buy a car tuh!

PR: I also love illustration!
BP: please
PR: mas smoker or not?
BP: no. it is unlawful for me
PR: LAH? Nape LO RIDE BUS? LO CAR WHERE???
BP: $ # ^ @ X!!? + == D @ ^ - * (%)
Short Funny Stories 3: Dead Elephant
A Leader Zoo received a report from his staff that an elephant had been dead in his cage. To check the correctness of the report of the Chief Bonbin arrived on the scene and found someone who was crying near the carcass.

"As an elephant handler is of course you are very sorry for this and I am too," the Leader of trying to entertain.

"I'm not an elephant handler, sir," said the man. "But I who was assigned to dig his grave .. the really big elephant pack ... so I had to courtiers galinya really ... T_T"

Funny Story 4: Court
Judge: "Do you know the suspect?"
Witness: "No sir!"
Judge (repeat): "You do not know this person?"
Witness: "If he knew, his name Kadir, not a suspect."
Judge (getting irritated): "So you are familiar with Kadir brother?"
Witness: "No sir."
Judge (indignant): "... The last lhoo he know?"
Witness: "Just Kadir know, as his brother did not!"
Judge: "GRRRRR!"
* Throw a witness use a hammer *

Funny Story 5: Clothing Stores
Wife: "PIH, Mamih just see clothing prices murah2 really!!!
bener2 very cheap PIH! PIH Try it ... Jackets / Blazers cuman Rp.9.000, Kebaya Rp. 8000, Kimono Rp. 7000, Daster Rp.5000, Shirts Rp.7500, and Safari Suits CGC only Rp.14.000, try to imagine dech PIH, priced right,.?? And there are many others too PIH! Really cheap! "

Husband: "Where is it, Mih,.???"

Wife: "The new store in front of the alley
we tuh PIH ..! "

husband: "It's NOT a clothing store MAMIH mah CANTIIIKKKK!!! was LAUNDRY!"