STORY HUMOR

STORY HUMOR

STORY HUMOR 1 3 The silent amid the warmth of the sauna, the people of the United States, Japan and Indonesia. The silence in the room was broken by the sound of steam, .. beep ... beep .... beep ... The Americans opened the palm of his left hand, and read the writing ditelapak his hand. Two mates 'sauna' to the astonishment of his writings that appeared ditelapak the hands of the Americans. "Oh, my palms have implanted chips, I can instantly receive SMS messages without a tool, it indirectly featured SMS ditelapak my hand ..." said the American when he saw two men stare. A moment later the phone rang, the Japanese raised his right hand, thumb held to the ear while the pinkie finger kebibirnya, "Oh sorry, I did receive a phone call first, my hands already contain chips, I can receive and talk with two of my fingers without using HP" says the Japanese. Seeing all this, the Indonesian was getting nervous, what can I point out to beat this guy? he thought. Due to stress, desire to defecate unbearable. After urination, he returned again to the steam room, but because of the unusual wash his butt with toilet paper, toilet paper string still dangling from her ass cleavage. To my surprise the Japanese and the Americans pointing to thread the paper 'rest' and they will say: "What paper was hanging dibokong you ...?" "Oh sorry, I just received Fax .." Indonesia is the responsibility HUMOR STORY 2 One day in one of the rooms in the building MPR / DPR. A newly appointed board member, was still awkward, innocent and completely awkward. Apparently he is the representative of the area and have never worked or had a magnificent room. A few moments later, there was a knock on his office door. Once opened, standing front of two people with large suitcases and a roll of wire. "Well ..., this is definitely a TV reporter who wanted to interview me ...", he thought to himself. To appear authoritative and defend the people, while looking at the clock and pick up the phone he said: "Sorry wait a minute, now I have to contact the chairman of the faction to report the results of today's hearing ..." Then for some twenty minutes he called and involved high-level talks, with occasional mention 'for the people' or 'people's interest' out loud. When finished he put the phone down he said to the two guests TSB. "Well, now we can start the interview ..." The two men looked confused and looked at each other. Finally one of them said: "I'm sorry sir ... we come here you want to install a phone line ..." 3 STORY HUMOR Indonesian Language vs. Razor Investigation (Rose Peni In speaking style) Indonesian: Bahasa cheating Razor: shock loyalty in love is now aground Indonesian: Bahasa miss Razor: being hit nan tempestuous longing that I can not sleep at night Indonesian: Language troubled Razor: Lara abusive smothering, really just a lover pelipurnya Indonesian: Bahasa mate Razor: lust moan at night breaking soul serene Indonesian: Language Program Razor: beautiful body hair like a queen cleopatra jewels. Indonesian: Bahasa former miss Razor: Be sad that crackled like dry river full of fish impede thirst. Indonesian: Bahasa dying Boker Razor: insistence menyemburatkan soul and conscience to be free but restrained tone helpless before the beloved. Indonesian: Bahasa Upil Razor: items of dust in the cavity of the life of Indonesian: Bahasa kiss Razor: 2 lip knit crochet berkatub love each other as if the soul does not want to take a full raging despair. Indonesian: smelly tramp Language Razor: fragrant aroma piercing spirit, not contemptible tyranny tertertahankan thrilling Indonesian: Bahasa Sleepy Razor: two windows heart could not help feeling close the day. Indonesian: SM * SH Language watching Razor: pensive moment permeates the men winsome striking make the eyes plugged Indonesian: Justin Bieber fans Language Razor: perawan2 labile who menggelinjang in front of the stage. Indonesian: Bahasa hungry Razor: Groans inner evil that raged in the cavity to scream, radiating despair emptiness. Indonesian: Bahasa fart Razor: a glimpse of nirvana that forced boundary norm Indonesian: abis Boker razor tongue: after unmoved dg roar up until finally scraped sweaty facial smile .... STORY HUMOR 4 Wife vs. Husband A husband and wife were in the car, down the street in the city, and mutual silence for several minutes and then they just collided argurmen. Soon, they passed through a rice field where many terapat goats and cows grazing. The husband pointed to a herd of goats and a cow and said sarcastically told the wife, "you - your brother ya that?" "Yes, replied the wife," Brother-in-law. "* Intelligent wife HUMOR STORIES LIKE TO RIDE SALARY Benediction 5 Edition Infotainment: My God, if there is a raise segerakanlah, if no jauhkahlah gossip .... Pak Tarno Edition: My God, if there is a raise segerakanlah, if no please help ya ....!! Prokk Binsalabim so what ... Prokk ... Proookk ..... Edition adamant: God, if there is a raise segerakanlah, if no please held ... Please God make it happen .... Bang Edition Haji Rhoma Rhythm: My God, if there is a raise segerakanlah, if no Terr ... LAA .... LLLUUUUU ....... Fraudsters Edition: My God, if there is a raise segerakanlah, if no please complete the pulse Mama, Mama again on the street ... SBY Edition: My God, if there is a raise segerakanlah, if not I just be concerned ... Edition Quote: My God, if there is a raise segerakanlah, if there is no office hours please dikurangin .... Bondan ft. Fade2Black Edition: My God, if there is a raise segerakanlah, otherwise there ya sudahalahhh .... OVJ Edition: My God, if there is a raise segerakanlah, if not we live demo to Te ... Kaa .... Peee ....... Aa Gym Edition: My God, if there is a raise segerakanlah, keep your heart .. do you stained ..